- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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