- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's big and messy? A big mess

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's just not right? Left

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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