Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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