- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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