What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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