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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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