Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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An anti-joke

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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your so fat. your fat!

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call me maybe.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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