- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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