Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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