a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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