Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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