- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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