What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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