- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

SUCK MY NUTS

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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