Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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