- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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