- Anti Joke

Jewwy Jewstein

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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