Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Eric is gay Ha

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

you give like i give lomain

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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