- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Racial equality.

that wall over there ->

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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