- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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