- Anti Joke

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?