"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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