Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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