How would you rule?

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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