What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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that wall over there ->

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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