- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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