What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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