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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Do you play piano? No

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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