why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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what has genitial warts? me

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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black people

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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