Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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PENIS lol

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Why? Because.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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