A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

how much fish could a chicken

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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