Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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