- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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