What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

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