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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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