Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Racial Equality

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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