- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Gay rights.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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