Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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