- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Womens rights

womens rights.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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