Suck pussy

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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read me write me

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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