Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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