Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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