- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

what do you call a black guy african american

I am a mime

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