- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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