- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What is older than history?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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