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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Justin with a hat.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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I'm Polish.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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