- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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