did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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