- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

hi penis ham telephone

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

bite me

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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