- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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