It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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