- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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