What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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SUCK MY NUTS

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