- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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