Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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