- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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