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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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