- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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