- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

XD Jackass.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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