Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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