Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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