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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

a man makes a bad joke

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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