There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why are balck people black because they are

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Hail Hitler

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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