- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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