To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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