Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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