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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

This is an anti-joke.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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