Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Your're racist.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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