- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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